E=MC*Squared

Mark, Jane, Cameron, Jenn, and A different teacher are in class. The class becomes quite about 30 seconds after the bell ring. The bell rang about a minute before Mike enters.

Teacher: Mike you are Late!
Mike: Ya, but its not like you were teaching[Sits down in an empty desk]
Teacher: How do you know what I am doing? You never seem to show up on time for this class. If I ever counted....
Mike:[interrupting] because we never do anything in this class. For god sake we have been on this same unit for the past three days!
Teacher: Well I might be able to finish the unit if people showed up on time....
Mike: So I am to blame for the fact the class has the pace of a special Olympics hurdler?
Teacher: No...And that is a terrible thing to say....But I know why you say that. I used to be like you, when I was a punk rocker I would go around and beat up people...In fact this one time my buddy and I...[Mike puts his head on the desk and tries to sleep]...went into a convenience...WAKE Up[Slams Mike's desk]
Mike: God, leave me alone...Go teach your class or something
Teacher: Oh good! You are giving me permission to teach my class
Mike: Well someone has to do
Teacher: Let me see your homework
Mike: what homework?
Teacher: Whatever I assigned last night
Mike: You didn't assign any...We haven't had any homework in over three months
Jane: Yes he did assign homework...It was 3-79 evens on page...
Mike: Will you shut up! If you hadn't of told him I could a talked him out of checkin it! For god sake he doesn't even know the numbers
Teachers: I did too know the numbers
Mike: Ok what were they?
Teacher:[puzzled look on his face] that doesn't matter...I would have known if I looked on your paper
Jane: Oh come on, Mike you still haven't turned in that Faulkner paper and that was due before Thanksgiving. It's not bad for people want credit for the hard work they do
Mike: So do I...I work hard at learning how to not work...you think it comes naturally being this lazy? Let me tell you it takes months of hard training to not care this much!
Jane: You lazy bum
Teacher: What were we doing...Oh Ya...We are going to do...Factorial!...That's it we are going to do factorial. So who knows about factorial?[no one raises there hand]..Well then[looks at mike]Mark! What is a factorial?
Mark: Um...Like its...Um...Is it where you multiply something?
Teacher: Good...Well its when you multiply allt he numbers that make a number...All you really need to know is...Go to your calculator press math and click the ! Mark....So do 1-115 odd on page 456
Mike: Great! We are done with class, finally I can sleep
Teacher: No you need to work
Mike: haha that's funny
Teacher: no you will work or I will give you a zero for the assignment
Mike: Go for it...I have a 97 so I really don't care
[Mike goes to sleep]
Teacher: Mike if you don't stay up I am going to give you a zero for the day
[Mike lifts his head up]
Teacher: Good now work
Mike: No I think I am done
Teacher: What?
Mike: I am leaving...we aren't doing anything for the rest of the day....why don't you just let me go to the computer lab?
Teacher: No
Mike: Well I am leaving either way...either you let me leave and give me a note, or I walk out that door and we both have more of a headache then we want
Teacher: Ok fine here[writes a note] what are you going to do in the computer lab anyway?
Mike: Math homework[walks out the door]