No Filters: The Office

Tommy, Mike, Paul, and Ryan are hanging out at a table in the office. Paul and Ryan are playing chess. Mike and Tommy are listening to their ipods. Jane is in the back corner of the stage reading Spanish.

Tommy: What are you listening to?
Mike: Slim Thug
Tommy: Nice
Mike: What can I say, I connect with Black Southern Gangsta rappers
Tommy: Haha so True...Can you burn me a CD of rap? I can never seem to bring myself to burn a rap CD
Mike: Ya okay I can make you one...what kind do you want?
Tommy: What do you mean?
Mike: Well do you want like southern music or San Francisco or like indie shit?
Tommy: I want fuckin black music...like mike jones and T.I. and shit
Mike: Oh gotcha
Paul: Check
Ryan: Fuck
Mike: What do we have for English?
Tommy: I think we were supposed to journal up through act three of Godot
Mike: Oh good...at least I now know what I didn't do
Paul: Fuck that was my queen
Ryan: Fuck yes it was fuckin white bastard
[Principal Gives a dirty look to the boys which goes unnoticed]

Mike: Fuck what was with George today in convo.?
Tommy: I know the fucker kept tellin us to be quite
Mike: I mean its not our fault that the speaker was a fuckin moron, that's his fuckin religion not ours
Tommy: And considering he is the religious one, he sure as fuck misses a lot of chapels
Tommy:Who are you taking to Prom?
Mike: Damned if I know...who are you taking?
Tommy: I don't even know if I am going
Ryan: Check motherfucker
Paul: god damnit
Principal: Boys!
Mike: Ya
Principal: You are in the office and there are ladies present
Mike:[looks around and only sees Jane] where?
Tommy: Do you ever sue the video feature?
Mike: No waste of space...do you?
Tommy: Ya I like it...I have a bunch of great movies
Mike: that's all gay porn probably...Yup it would sound just like you to want to watch ours of two guys fuckin each other in the ass...[Principal upon hearing this gets up and walk over, standing behind Mike] and you fag you are listening to Savage Garden
Tommy: They are good...I like the melodies...Really it isn't that bad
Mike: I used to think you were cool but now I know that you are really lame...And you have a tiny penis
Principal: That's it mike you have a detention and an in house suspension for you lovely language
[close curtain]