Bored Kids: Return of the Village of the Dim

[Eating at a Shitty Fast Food Place at Night]

Mike: Ya know what show I really like, It's Always Sunny In Philidephia
Peter: Utter hatred of Danny devito has kept me from that show...I mean he is so short and bald that I actually have the urge to kill when I see him
Mike: Ya I hate him as well but he actually plays a very minimal role in the show, which is why I can stand to watch it. Really the show is just an explicit version of Sienfeld
Peter: Maybe I will want to watch it then, any hot chicks in the show?
Mike: No not really just this guys sister who isn't that hot...What the fuck is that?
Ethan: Kids meal...I am going broke and besides you guys always get me the fucking kids menu
Peter: This is a glorious day that you finally bought the kids meal on your own with out us making you
Ethan: Ya this is what I consider glorious
Mike: So what is the special toy?
Ethan: Looks like a thunder cat
Peter: I fucking hate the thundecats
Ethan: Why because they were a poorly made pathetic 80's cartoon used to manipulate the youth of America?
Peter: No because they are douche bags and they wear a fucking one piece that exposes there bulge at all times
Mike: And its obvious that the animators clearly have a hard on for interspecies erotica because no animal short of a horse or mule can have a cock that large
Peter: You know what would be an awful way to die is by having your legs rip off by a gorilla, then being rammed by a rhino, and then finally being eaten by a hippo
Ethan: Ya that would pretty much suck
Mike: How the fuck did you come up with that combo?
Peter: The posters on the walls of all the different animals
Ethan: You forgot too include the duck...Maybe he could be pecked to death
Mike: I wonder if they could deep fry an adult male great white shark for me
Peter: Not a chance
Ethan: Ya no way they do not possibly have a deep frier that could possibly be large enough to deep fry something that large...That is a fucking band aid in my food
Mike: What do you expect from a bunch of border jumper?
Peter: Yah they should go back to their own fucking country
Mike: Ya know what I want to do is put a cherry bomb in the toilet here
Ethan: What the fuck would you do that for?
mike: To fuck with assholes that work here and its just funny
Ethan: That is a utterly dck thing to do...Its brilliant...You magnificent bastard I salute you
Peter: I wonder how often cavemen used to masturbate?
Mike: What the fuck?
Peter: I mean they must have done it all the time they had nothing better to do than stroke it right?
Ethan: Well besides for finding food, shelter and warmth they had nothin to do but masturbate your right

[Enter two Goth kids]
Mike: Yes the zipper crew is here
Peter: I fucken hate those kids...With there baggy zipper pants and pale faces and fucking make up
Mike: Ya they are ruining metal...I mean they were probably everywhere at ozzfest...Just the idea of seeing all those kids ruined the possibility of the concert for me
Peter: But there was Dragonforce, no matter what there was at least Dragonforce
Mike: Ya but it would be like dragonforce and then we wouldn't want to see all those other shitty bands, like Children of Bodom
Mike: Ya know whatever happened to good metal like journey or Reo Speedwagon...With the tambourine and keyboards
[Exit Goth kids]
Mike: I want to watch Evil Dead right now, which reminds me why haven't we made our movie?
Peter: because Lord Bruce hasn't responded yet
Ethan: Does Bruce Campbell still have that restraining order on you?
Mike: Yes but that will all be over when we see him at Comicon tomorrow, can your brother still drive us?
Ethan: Ya I think so, he hasn't given me a reason that he can't drive, so we will force him to...Have you finished the script for our movie?
Peter: Ah who needs to actually write scipt we can just film it
Mike: I now have a beaver genetically added to my arm
Ethan: Well that will certainly guarantee the movie will be a success or a total failure
Peter: And in the movie we have added a scene were Carson will be shirtless and doing S&M
Mike: Best part is that we don't even have to buy any leather items I am sure he has it all
Peter: He just wants a chance to be on camera without his shirt on
[Exit restaurant...Next shot of them walking an empty store parking lot]
Peter: I want to open a store that is nothing but Lampshades I think it has a real potential...I mean how often have you wanted a special lampshade and the fucking store didn't have the design you wanted
Mike: Never...And this is the reason you can't get a date...You are fucking wired
Peter: Hey I had a date with Cameron it just that she went to Las Vegas
Ethan: yah a fucking month ago...do you honestly believe that she is still there?
Peter: No and I have moved on...its just that I have continued to be rejected
Ethan: Well just keep playing the odd after all you know that if you ask out 1000 girls at least 1 of them will say yes and so its all about odds and then when they do reject you...you just move on to the next girl...no matter how much it hurts
Mike: Listen to the man he has been rejected more than the rest of us combined
Ethan: Hey fuck you asshole...at least I have kissed a girl...That's not my mom
Peter: He has a point all right tomorrow I am going to find a new girl...But tonight I have to go...See yall tomorrow
Ethan: yah see yah peter
Mike: Later Peter
[Peter gets in the car and the camera watches the car pull away and then goes to credits]