Relationships: The Complete Scene

Conversation One: Mike and Jessica
[Sitting in Starbucks]
Mike: Explain this again
Jessica: what's there to explain?
Mike: Well why are you goin out with him? Didn't you say that he needs to get over you? And weren't you the one that felt he shouldn't have a girlfriend before going to college?
Jessica: Ya I did but I couldn't keep rejecting him...The other day he told me that he would never be over me and that he loved me and that he couldn't ever love anyone besides me
Mike: that's really not healthy
Jessica: I know but its sweet he is like a little puppy
Mike: I am pretty sure that this is damaging his ego and general perception of himself
Jessica: He is happy and everything is working out well
Mike: For now, but what happens when you guys go off to college
Jessica: Oh we will stay together
Mike: You don't see this as a bad idea?
Jessica: No way...We are going to be at different colleges...I can have a boyfriend at OCC and him at Saddleback
Mike:What happens if he does the same thing to you?
Jessica: You know he wont he will be completely faithful
Mike: And you will be?
Jessica: Having fun
Mike: Ah sounds like a healthy relationship...If you don't like him why don't you just break-up with him?
Jessica: Because he is a guaranteed source of income and I know that eventually he will be a doctor and will be able to afford any thing that I want...And since I was willing to fuck him I can reap the benefits
Mike: So you are just a glorified whore?
Jessica: haha yah but I have come to terms with it and like the idea of it...Besides I could be whorring my self and not getting any of the rewards just as easily
Mike: Whatever you sound like my mom...Willing to sleep with anyone if she thinks it could help her gain
Jessica: I like your mom she is sweet
Mike: she is a whore and a coke head
Jessica: So is that where you got your drug habit from?
Mike: No she doesn't do downers...I got my cigarettes from her...She always smokes after she has fucked one of my friends or blown the pool guy

[Cut to Shane and Kara standing in the kitchen]
Shane: You FUCKING WHORE
Kara: You Unbelievable asshole...We both know you cheated as often as I have
Shane: I have been faithful ever since we renewed our vows
Kara: Oh give it up I know you have been fuckin your secretary for a month now
Shane: Almost as long as you have been blowing the pool guy
Kara: Excuse me at least he isn't the office slut and I wouldn't be blowing him if some one paid some attention to me
Shane: You know I have to work...Its not like my brother is flamboyant tweeker that refuses to get a real job
Kara: Of course attack my family when you are in a corner, its not his fault he is struggling with his demons better than your drunk of a father
Shane: Just because my father enjoys a cocktail doesn't make him a drunk
Kara: Shane I haven't ever seen him with out a beverage in hand in the 20 years we have been married
Shane: Well he has been dead for 7 years now do you think you can let it go?
Kara: Do you think you can let go of my brother?
Shane: No because I have to pay that god damn junkies rent every month and I am sick of it
Kara: Well maybe we would have a little more money if you stopped going to Cambodia, for those special business trips
Shane: What are you saying? When I go there its all business? We have emerging....
Kara: Oh quit it we both know the only thing emerging is in your pants...You go there to have sex with young boys
Shane: I am hurt that you would think that
Kara: I have seen the pictures...The only reason I stay with you is for the coke that your cash brings in, the clothes, and the fact that all my boys like to come here
Shane: What about the kids?
Kara: Fuck the kids...Mike is leaving as soon as possible and never looking back and Ashton is never home...For god sakes I have fucked both ashton and mikes best friends
Shane: You did always like fresh meat
Kara: Fresher the better
Shane: haha so true...Well I am glad we have cleared the air
Kara: SO am I
Shane: I now know you are a whore who is staying with me for Coke and a place to fuck young men
Kara: And you stay with me so that way people forget that you a pedophile and are bordering on bankruptcy....Oh I love you
Shane: I love you too

Conversation Two: Mike and George
[Sitting on a couch in front of a television]
Mike: How are you and Jessica?
George: Things couldn't be better...We are doing soo much better than before
Mike: Ya...What are you going to do when college starts? Are you gonna separate and allow each other to see other people?
George: No...Absolutely not...We are going to stay together...We love each other enough that we will be able to stay together forever
Mike: So is there a situation where you would ever break up with her?
George: Oh no...We are in love...Nothing can tear us apart...I can tell she loves me by the way her face lights up when we go places
Mike: Oh where do you take her? Like just hanging out and stuff like that?
George: Not really when we are hanging out but when we go out...ya know to places like Roys and the mall and stuff like that
Mike: AH pretty high price tag
George: Ya but what else am I going to do with the money...I am spending it on the one I love so it is worth it
Mike: I guess...I am the only one who is going broke'
George: You aren't broke...Your parents have plenty of money
Mike: I don't trust them I think they are running out of cash...Between my moms drug habit and my dads constant traveling I am beginin to think that we re runnin out
George: Oh that's too bad what are you going to do when that happens?
Mike: Hopefully I will be in school that point and I can not have to worry about it
George: What about Ashton?
Mike: Fuck him...All he ever does it smoke pot and hang out with his friends...Besides he loves my parents
George: Yah know you would be less bitter if you had a girlfriend
Mike: Doubt it
George: No totally you need a girl...You would be a lot happier
Mike: There are no girls left in the school that I would date...I have gone through the ones I liked and the ones that liked me...And then there are the makeout kids that I am no longer interested in since I have been there
George: Well what about Joan?
Mike: Maybe I guess...But she is the only girl and even she isn't perfect
George: But you can at least have a little bit of what I have
Mike: No I doubt I can ever have what you have
George: I bet someday you will be in love like me
Mike: man I hope not seems like love makes you blind and I don't need to lose anymore of my senses
George: Oh just wait someday it will all work out for you and you will be happy like me and Jessica

Fucked up: Two Conversations

Conversation One: Mike and Jessica

Mike: Explain this again
Jessica: what's there to explain?
Mike: Well why are you goin out with him? Didn't you say that he needs to get over you? And weren't you the one that felt he shouldn't have a girlfriend before going to college?
Jessica: Ya I did but I couldn't keep rejecting him...The other day he told me that he would never be over me and that he loved me and that he couldn't ever love anyone besides me
Mike: that's really not healthy
Jessica: I know but its sweet he is like a little puppy
Mike: I am pretty sure that this is damaging his ego and general perception of himself
Jessica: He is happy and everything is working out well
Mike: For now, but what happens when you guys go off to college
Jessica: Oh we will stay together
Mike: You don't see this as a bad idea?
Jessica: No way...We are going to be at different colleges...I can have a boyfriend at OCC and him at Saddleback
Mike:What happens if he does the same thing to you?
Jessica: You know he wont he will be completely faithful
Mike: And you will be?
Jessica: Having fun
Mike: Ah sounds like a healthy relationship...If you don't like him why don't you just break-up with him?
Jessica: Because he is a guaranteed source of income and I know that eventually he will be a doctor and will be able to afford any thing that I want...And since I was willing to fuck him I can reap the benefits
Mike: So you are just a glorified whore?
Jessica: haha yah but I have come to terms with it and like the idea of it...Besides I could be whorring my self and not getting any of the rewards just as easily
Mike: Whatever you sound like my mom...Willing to sleep with anyone if she thinks it could help her gain
Jessica: I like your mom she is sweet
Mike: she is a whore and a coke head
Jessica: So is that where you got your drug habit from?
Mike: No she doesn't do downers...I got my cigarettes from her...She always smokes after she has fucked one of my friends or blown the pool guy

Conversation Two: Mike and George

Mike: How are you and Jessica?
George: Things couldn't be better...We are doing soo much better than before
Mike: Ya...What are you going to do when college starts? Are you gonna separate and allow each other to see other people?
George: No...Absolutely not...We are going to stay together...We love each other enough that we will be able to stay together forever
Mike: So is there a situation where you would ever break up with her?
George: Oh no...We are in love...Nothing can tear us apart...I can tell she loves me by the way her face lights up when we go places
Mike: Oh where do you take her? Like just hanging out and stuff like that?
George: Not really when we are hanging out but when we go out...ya know to places like Roys and the mall and stuff like that
Mike: AH pretty high price tag
George: Ya but what else am I going to do with the money...I am spending it on the one I love so it is worth it
Mike: I guess...I am the only one who is going broke'
George: You aren't broke...Your parents have plenty of money
Mike: I don't trust them I think they are running out of cash...Between my moms drug habit and my dads constant traveling I am beginin to think that we re runnin out
George: Oh that's too bad what are you going to do when that happens?
Mike: Hopefully I will be in school that point and I can not have to worry about it
George: What about Ashton?
Mike: Fuck him...All he ever does it smoke pot and hang out with his friends...Besides he loves my parents
George: Yah know you would be less bitter if you had a girlfriend
Mike: Doubt it
George: No totally you need a girl...You would be a lot happier
Mike: There are no girls left in the school that I would date...I have gone through the ones I liked and the ones that liked me...And then there are the makeout kids that I am no longer interested in since I have been there
George: Well what about Joan?
Mike: Maybe I guess...But she is the only girl and even she isn't perfect
George: But you can at least have a little bit of what I have
Mike: No I doubt I can ever have what you have
George: I bet someday you will be in love like me
Mike: man I hope not seems like love makes you blind and I don't need to lose anymore of my senses
George: Oh just wait someday it will all work out for you and you will be happy like me and Jessica