College production
[College dorm room with a walling sperating it and about 5 feet of space on stage left. Alexander is sitting at his desk on corner of the room]
[Enter Mike from stage left. Mike sighs before he unlocks the door]
Mike: Hey
Alexander: [Awkward hand wave] Yo
[Mike keeps the door open with a brick and sits down at his computer, back to alexander facing the audience]
Alexander: I am so hungry
Mike: I think the dinning halls open in like 15 minutes
Alexander: You know I don't eat that shit.
Mike: Why not? Its not that bad...you get used to it if you ever ate it
Alexander: I don’t want to get used to it...I want the food to be better
Mike: Well that’s probably not going to happen
Alexander: And I am probably not going to eat in a dinning hall again...I am going up town. Now all i need to do is get my car
Mike: Your driving?
Alexander: Yes its too cold to walk
Mike: Its like a 5 minute walk its not that bad and its only 40 out...not that bad
Alexander: look stop questioning me...do you want anything from the liquor store?
[Voce from behind the wall screams]
Mike: No thanks, I really wish you didnt bring stuff back to the dorm just to stock up, it would be a lot better if you bought stuff when you were gonna drink it so we dont have bottles just laying around.
Alexander: Thats just cause you dont fuckin drink anymore...when you used to drink you didnt care!
Mike: No I cared I just felt like I didn’t have a leg to stand on…seemed hypocritical since I had my bottle of wine or whatever…but for godsake you have a goddamn liquor store in desk
Alexander: see ya later...I am gonna be late tonight I have so much fucking japanese to do[Exit alexander]
[Mike Turns on Lou Reed’s Street Hassle and starts to work]
[Enter Josiah when Lou Reed starts singing and stands in the doorway]
Josiah: Whats goin on chief?
Mike: Hey josi
Josiah: I just say alexander in the hall, he looks like he is bracing himself for antartica
Mike: Yah its a little absurd isnt it
Josiah: Ya and he asked me again for Japanese help again…I cant say no to him since I am so good at it and he is the worst in the class…the teacher always asks me to help tutor him since he is so bad…like he consistently has the worst grade in the class and I cant just let him get the worst grade
Mike: Yah that is no good…he is really just gifted at sucking in school and has this belief that he is actually good at classes
Josiah: But he is so freaking creppy…like last night we were in the study lounge and he kept talking to this girl and was asking her all these personal questions about her life and if she had a boyfriend…all I wanted to do was be like “Alexander stop, your fucking weird and she is not interested in you”
Mike: Well then say that too him
Josiah: I cant that is too mean…I don’t want to hurt his feelings I just want him not to be a freaking social retard…[cell phone rings] Hang on a sec [answers the phone] Hey baby…ok calm down…I am sure it wasn’t that bad…well she is just…oh…oh…well I will be over after a shower and we will work it out and get a good dinner…ok I love you to…bye[hangs up] That’s was Christina, her room mate threw her out cause her boyfriend came over. How can she do that?
Mike: Haven’t you spent the past three nights in her dorm?
Josiah: Ya what is your point? Its not like we did anything; we just slept in the same bed.
[Voice one scream from behind the wall and then starts playing Micheal Jacksons song from Free Willy or Spirit in the Sky on repeat until otherwise noted]
Josiah: Don’t those screams bother you?
Mike: Not really you get sued to it…You are always there and in her room…I mean we feel like you practically live at her dorm now…don’t you see that as problematic toward you development in college…you don’t have any real relationships in this dorm
Josiah: I still don’t get your point
Mike: Never mind
Josiah: So anyway…does it bother you having Alexander as a room mate?
Mike: Not really…he and I are never in the room together and when we are we stay in our own separate spheres…he has his music on, I have mine…its sorta like having a cat as a room mate
Josiah: He’s just so creppy…don’t you ever wonder what he is doing all the time? Like when you are asleep or when he is in the basement? I mean I always wonder what Todd will do next. He is just such an awful room mate with his constant piles of clothing and bringing girls back to the room and never studying. Can you realy blame me? You wouldn’t want to live there either and I have a girl that I love living about ten minutes away.
Mike: Didn’t you try to break up with her?
Josiah: Well she and I were in a hard place and it was the first week I wanted to be with someone new…but I realized I really lover her, when she threatened to kill herself…although sometimes I want to leave and go have fun like todd…but I can’t leave her because I would never be able to deal with myself if she killed herslef
Mike: uh huh…that doesn’t seem to be a good basis for a relationship…I am with her simply because I am afraid that of the repercussions if I leave her…if it is like that can either one of you be truly happy?
Josiah: No I love her…when she is normal….when she goes crazy is when I want to leave her…and I don’t know we have been together for two years now and I want to be single at college but I don’t want to lose her…I want to see what type of girls I can get if I am single…I want to take a break but I don’t know how to tell her
Mike: Well does she want to take a break? Does she no that you feel this way?
Josiah: No and that’s the problem I would totally broadside her if I told her I want to take a break…she would never see it coming she thinks we are the perfect couple
Mike: Well you have a serious problem…either you to tell her and possibly ruin both your relationship on a romantic and friend level or you do nothing and let the problem continue to fester until you finally explode
[Enter Todd in his boxers]
Josiah: Jesus do you ever wear any clothes?
Todd: What?[puzzled] Who needs clothes?[puts his hands in his boxers]
Mike: It would be a nice change of pace
Todd: Haha yah…want to go smoke?
Josiah: How can you smoke it’s a fucking a Tuesday?
Todd: Whats your point? I don’t have any more classes today
Josiah: But still its Tuesday and you smoke yesterday
Todd: Ya…oh I need the room tonight I have this chick coming over
Josiah: Jesus, this is the third time this week…I cant even live in my own room can I?
Todd: What do you mean? I let you and Amanda fuck the other night
Josiah: We were sleeping and you and the rest of the hall came into our room drunk as hell and played madden at four in the fucking mouring
Todd: haha yah[totally oblivious]
Josiah: whatever[exit]
Todd: So do you want to go smoke?
Mike: No thanks…I don’t smoke
Todd; You did that one time
Mike: And looking back on it…it was a bad fucking idea…besides cigarettes have just as good an effect on me
Todd: Yah…I fucking hate him…he’s always like Todd this and Todd that…He can’t just chill and let shit happen…he is the worst room mate…and he is always talking to his fucking bitch and shit…and when he’s not doing that he is doing homework…who the fuck does that?
Mike: People who want to go to grad school?
Todd: Yah exactly who the fuck wants that? I know exactly how college is gonna work….I am joining alpha sigma pi, I am gonna fuck a lot of bitches, gonna play some beer pong, and I am gonna be a pysch major and get a job with my dads company! But right now I am gonna go smoke and fuck this asian chick. Cause an asian is like plus three right? My plan is possible, right? You don’t see any problems right?
Mike: Nope no problems…one question have you taken any pysch courses?
Todd: No
Mike: Any Science?
Todd: Next semester, right now I am in athletic sciences…like I go to the rec everyday that counts for something right?
Mike: Sure, taken any math courses?
Todd: Why would I need those
Mike: No you will be fine…I am sure that medical schools will be dying to except you
Todd: Man what the fuck is with Grahm he is the worst fuckign RA in the world. Like last night he wrote me up for drinking except he had no proof other than I was vomiting…and that could have just been because I had bad sushi right?
Mike: Sure, we are in a small town in center of the state but its possible
Todd: Yah it was fucking bull shit he claimed that he could smell it…that’s impossible because I was drinking vodka and vodka doesn’t have a smell so I can get caught…so I am appealing it on that basis but I need a character witness…can you be my character witness?
Mike: Yah sure…when is the trial
Todd: The fuck do I know
Mike: Right well that might be important and your basising your defense that you were drinking but that it should theorectically be impossible to smell the alcohol, even though that the idea that vodka has no smell is just an joke?
Todd: Yah man…like I have never smelled vodka have you?
Mike: I would advise you to plead the 5th and not say anything and let your lawyer do all the talk
Todd: Oh I am gonna rep myself…I don’t need a bullshit lawyer pleading my case I can take care of it myself, all I need is you as my character witness…Hey I gotta go shower man talk to you later…were gonna go smoke and go get drunk[exit Todd]
[Enter Shawn and right as he enters another scream and the music turns off]
Shawn: Man he is the gayest for always screaming
Mike: Yah
Shawn: School is the wrost…I am so sick of tests…I feel like right when I finish midterms there is another midterm waiting for me…and I am so sick of my room mate…like he is a nice guy but he never leaves the room it’s the worst…then again you have the creepiest room mate ever…where is he I haven’t seen him in forever
Mike: Went uptown for dinner
Shawn: That is the lamest…does he even live here anymore…I never see him…not that is a bad thing since he is the creepiest…when are we going to that club again?
Mike: Whenever
Shawn; How about tonight? I want to go dance with bitches
Mike: Can’t class tommorow
Shane: yah besides I should go talk to Allison…she is the best…I would be all over her if I didn’t have a girl…why don’t you go after her…she is the greatest…and way cuter than anything that you have had in a while
Mike: Maybe…I don’t know…she and I don’t have a lot in common
[Screams from the other room, two voices this time]
[Enter Allison]
Allison: Do the screams ever bother you?
Shane: They are the fucking worst
Mike: Grown used to them
Allison: Can you get us some alcohol Mike?
Mike: Don’t drink anymore
Allison: But you can still buy it right?
Mike: Well I am not gonna make the trip tonight but you can take Alexander’s, top shelf of the closet
Allison:[Opens the closet] Aww all he has is beer I wanted vodka or schmirnoff ice or something good
Mike: Sorry…but I have to do work and cant party tonight
Shawn: Isn’t Alexander the fucking worst and the creepiest
Allison: Ya kinda…he doesn’t try to be creepy
Shawn: He just sorta is naturally…he should really change it…and he should stop thinking he is the coolest…did you know mike[looks at mike] that he thinks he can kick your ass…like last week end he was talking shit about how if you ever did anything he didn’t like then he wouldn’t hesistate to hit you…that fuckin bitch…he is the weakest and everyone in the hall would kick his ass
Mike: Right…I know he wont do anything he is just trying to figure out his status in the hall…this is the first time that he has had to make new friends in a long time…I guess…that’s what he said the first couple days
Allison: Well I think I am gonna go I need to go pick up my laundry from the basement
Shane: So do I…I’ll walk with you
[Exit Shawn and Allison, enter Todd]
Todd: Are you sure you don’t want to go smoke?
Mike: Ya
Todd: How can you be friends with her? Shes cute but shes a motherfuckin NL
Mike: What?
Todd: An NL
Mike: What the fuck is that?
Todd: A fuckin nigger lover…fuckin nigger is taking our girls…I mean what type of girl likes fucking niggers
Mike: Oh…yah…whatever
Todd: You shouldn’t talk to her…I mean she’s a fuckin nl…who knows how much nigger is in her at this point[Exit Todd]
[Loud high pitch scream, mike shakes his head and continues to look at his computer, the music from the other room goes on again and mike twitches]
[Enter Graham]
Graham: Don’t even pretend you will ever grow used to the screams
Mike: Yah…just easier than admitting that they freak you out
Graham: Yah so whats going on?
Mike: Not a whole lot…got to listen to Josiah complain about his self created problems…Mike ask me a dozen times to go smoke and listenin to him act like a racist. By the way he is pissed at you for writing him up
Graham: Like I give a fuck…he was vomiting in the shower and had a fuckin bottle in his hand…what was a supposed to do? I can’t turn a blind eye to someone holding the bottle and besides I really don’t give a shit what he likes...he’s smoked him retarded
Mike: Yah I have noticed…when he started about how Allison is a nigger lover and shit
Graham: yah what the fuck is with that? Its not like he is from West Virginia or something…why the fuck is he such a racist
Mike: No idea…so what’s up with you and Allison? I saw that she spent the night again
Graham: I swear that nothing has happened…she is just obessed with me its kinda creppy
Mike: Ya…why hasn’t anything happened? She is cute and into you
Graham: She’s not my type of girl and she is a resident and I am an RA, I feel like I would be violating some not existent rule
Mike: Gotcha…valid reasons
Graham: Excpet something has happened…see the other night when we were lying there she kissed me and we started to kiss but I had to stop…you can’t tell anyone that!
Mike: who the fuck would I tell? Todd, Shawn, Alexander, Josiah? Haha yah right that would be stupid
[Screams No Fuck You in a drawn out high pitch shrill]
Graham: Haha yah that’s true
Mike: should have heard Todd talk about Allison and how she was a nigger lover and shit…god I can’t believe that people still believe that shit
Graham: Ya and he wonders why I haven’t done anything to help him…in all actuality I don’t like most of our hall…like you and a couple guys at the other end are good but Shawn is so loud and obnoxious, Todd is always drunk and stoned and is a narcissist, Josiah is too whiny and wont stand by his convictions
Mike: Yah that’s the problem…well shit I have a class…talk to you later
Graham: Later man[Exit]
[Songs End, mike gets up and starts to pack up his stuff. Enter Alexander with food]
Alexander: Hey
Mike: Hey, got a class see you later
Alexander: Ya I will probably be out all night studying
Mike: Ok see ya whenever
[Exit Mike and close curtains]
[Enter Mike from stage left. Mike sighs before he unlocks the door]
Mike: Hey
Alexander: [Awkward hand wave] Yo
[Mike keeps the door open with a brick and sits down at his computer, back to alexander facing the audience]
Alexander: I am so hungry
Mike: I think the dinning halls open in like 15 minutes
Alexander: You know I don't eat that shit.
Mike: Why not? Its not that bad...you get used to it if you ever ate it
Alexander: I don’t want to get used to it...I want the food to be better
Mike: Well that’s probably not going to happen
Alexander: And I am probably not going to eat in a dinning hall again...I am going up town. Now all i need to do is get my car
Mike: Your driving?
Alexander: Yes its too cold to walk
Mike: Its like a 5 minute walk its not that bad and its only 40 out...not that bad
Alexander: look stop questioning me...do you want anything from the liquor store?
[Voce from behind the wall screams]
Mike: No thanks, I really wish you didnt bring stuff back to the dorm just to stock up, it would be a lot better if you bought stuff when you were gonna drink it so we dont have bottles just laying around.
Alexander: Thats just cause you dont fuckin drink anymore...when you used to drink you didnt care!
Mike: No I cared I just felt like I didn’t have a leg to stand on…seemed hypocritical since I had my bottle of wine or whatever…but for godsake you have a goddamn liquor store in desk
Alexander: see ya later...I am gonna be late tonight I have so much fucking japanese to do[Exit alexander]
[Mike Turns on Lou Reed’s Street Hassle and starts to work]
[Enter Josiah when Lou Reed starts singing and stands in the doorway]
Josiah: Whats goin on chief?
Mike: Hey josi
Josiah: I just say alexander in the hall, he looks like he is bracing himself for antartica
Mike: Yah its a little absurd isnt it
Josiah: Ya and he asked me again for Japanese help again…I cant say no to him since I am so good at it and he is the worst in the class…the teacher always asks me to help tutor him since he is so bad…like he consistently has the worst grade in the class and I cant just let him get the worst grade
Mike: Yah that is no good…he is really just gifted at sucking in school and has this belief that he is actually good at classes
Josiah: But he is so freaking creppy…like last night we were in the study lounge and he kept talking to this girl and was asking her all these personal questions about her life and if she had a boyfriend…all I wanted to do was be like “Alexander stop, your fucking weird and she is not interested in you”
Mike: Well then say that too him
Josiah: I cant that is too mean…I don’t want to hurt his feelings I just want him not to be a freaking social retard…[cell phone rings] Hang on a sec [answers the phone] Hey baby…ok calm down…I am sure it wasn’t that bad…well she is just…oh…oh…well I will be over after a shower and we will work it out and get a good dinner…ok I love you to…bye[hangs up] That’s was Christina, her room mate threw her out cause her boyfriend came over. How can she do that?
Mike: Haven’t you spent the past three nights in her dorm?
Josiah: Ya what is your point? Its not like we did anything; we just slept in the same bed.
[Voice one scream from behind the wall and then starts playing Micheal Jacksons song from Free Willy or Spirit in the Sky on repeat until otherwise noted]
Josiah: Don’t those screams bother you?
Mike: Not really you get sued to it…You are always there and in her room…I mean we feel like you practically live at her dorm now…don’t you see that as problematic toward you development in college…you don’t have any real relationships in this dorm
Josiah: I still don’t get your point
Mike: Never mind
Josiah: So anyway…does it bother you having Alexander as a room mate?
Mike: Not really…he and I are never in the room together and when we are we stay in our own separate spheres…he has his music on, I have mine…its sorta like having a cat as a room mate
Josiah: He’s just so creppy…don’t you ever wonder what he is doing all the time? Like when you are asleep or when he is in the basement? I mean I always wonder what Todd will do next. He is just such an awful room mate with his constant piles of clothing and bringing girls back to the room and never studying. Can you realy blame me? You wouldn’t want to live there either and I have a girl that I love living about ten minutes away.
Mike: Didn’t you try to break up with her?
Josiah: Well she and I were in a hard place and it was the first week I wanted to be with someone new…but I realized I really lover her, when she threatened to kill herself…although sometimes I want to leave and go have fun like todd…but I can’t leave her because I would never be able to deal with myself if she killed herslef
Mike: uh huh…that doesn’t seem to be a good basis for a relationship…I am with her simply because I am afraid that of the repercussions if I leave her…if it is like that can either one of you be truly happy?
Josiah: No I love her…when she is normal….when she goes crazy is when I want to leave her…and I don’t know we have been together for two years now and I want to be single at college but I don’t want to lose her…I want to see what type of girls I can get if I am single…I want to take a break but I don’t know how to tell her
Mike: Well does she want to take a break? Does she no that you feel this way?
Josiah: No and that’s the problem I would totally broadside her if I told her I want to take a break…she would never see it coming she thinks we are the perfect couple
Mike: Well you have a serious problem…either you to tell her and possibly ruin both your relationship on a romantic and friend level or you do nothing and let the problem continue to fester until you finally explode
[Enter Todd in his boxers]
Josiah: Jesus do you ever wear any clothes?
Todd: What?[puzzled] Who needs clothes?[puts his hands in his boxers]
Mike: It would be a nice change of pace
Todd: Haha yah…want to go smoke?
Josiah: How can you smoke it’s a fucking a Tuesday?
Todd: Whats your point? I don’t have any more classes today
Josiah: But still its Tuesday and you smoke yesterday
Todd: Ya…oh I need the room tonight I have this chick coming over
Josiah: Jesus, this is the third time this week…I cant even live in my own room can I?
Todd: What do you mean? I let you and Amanda fuck the other night
Josiah: We were sleeping and you and the rest of the hall came into our room drunk as hell and played madden at four in the fucking mouring
Todd: haha yah[totally oblivious]
Josiah: whatever[exit]
Todd: So do you want to go smoke?
Mike: No thanks…I don’t smoke
Todd; You did that one time
Mike: And looking back on it…it was a bad fucking idea…besides cigarettes have just as good an effect on me
Todd: Yah…I fucking hate him…he’s always like Todd this and Todd that…He can’t just chill and let shit happen…he is the worst room mate…and he is always talking to his fucking bitch and shit…and when he’s not doing that he is doing homework…who the fuck does that?
Mike: People who want to go to grad school?
Todd: Yah exactly who the fuck wants that? I know exactly how college is gonna work….I am joining alpha sigma pi, I am gonna fuck a lot of bitches, gonna play some beer pong, and I am gonna be a pysch major and get a job with my dads company! But right now I am gonna go smoke and fuck this asian chick. Cause an asian is like plus three right? My plan is possible, right? You don’t see any problems right?
Mike: Nope no problems…one question have you taken any pysch courses?
Todd: No
Mike: Any Science?
Todd: Next semester, right now I am in athletic sciences…like I go to the rec everyday that counts for something right?
Mike: Sure, taken any math courses?
Todd: Why would I need those
Mike: No you will be fine…I am sure that medical schools will be dying to except you
Todd: Man what the fuck is with Grahm he is the worst fuckign RA in the world. Like last night he wrote me up for drinking except he had no proof other than I was vomiting…and that could have just been because I had bad sushi right?
Mike: Sure, we are in a small town in center of the state but its possible
Todd: Yah it was fucking bull shit he claimed that he could smell it…that’s impossible because I was drinking vodka and vodka doesn’t have a smell so I can get caught…so I am appealing it on that basis but I need a character witness…can you be my character witness?
Mike: Yah sure…when is the trial
Todd: The fuck do I know
Mike: Right well that might be important and your basising your defense that you were drinking but that it should theorectically be impossible to smell the alcohol, even though that the idea that vodka has no smell is just an joke?
Todd: Yah man…like I have never smelled vodka have you?
Mike: I would advise you to plead the 5th and not say anything and let your lawyer do all the talk
Todd: Oh I am gonna rep myself…I don’t need a bullshit lawyer pleading my case I can take care of it myself, all I need is you as my character witness…Hey I gotta go shower man talk to you later…were gonna go smoke and go get drunk[exit Todd]
[Enter Shawn and right as he enters another scream and the music turns off]
Shawn: Man he is the gayest for always screaming
Mike: Yah
Shawn: School is the wrost…I am so sick of tests…I feel like right when I finish midterms there is another midterm waiting for me…and I am so sick of my room mate…like he is a nice guy but he never leaves the room it’s the worst…then again you have the creepiest room mate ever…where is he I haven’t seen him in forever
Mike: Went uptown for dinner
Shawn: That is the lamest…does he even live here anymore…I never see him…not that is a bad thing since he is the creepiest…when are we going to that club again?
Mike: Whenever
Shawn; How about tonight? I want to go dance with bitches
Mike: Can’t class tommorow
Shane: yah besides I should go talk to Allison…she is the best…I would be all over her if I didn’t have a girl…why don’t you go after her…she is the greatest…and way cuter than anything that you have had in a while
Mike: Maybe…I don’t know…she and I don’t have a lot in common
[Screams from the other room, two voices this time]
[Enter Allison]
Allison: Do the screams ever bother you?
Shane: They are the fucking worst
Mike: Grown used to them
Allison: Can you get us some alcohol Mike?
Mike: Don’t drink anymore
Allison: But you can still buy it right?
Mike: Well I am not gonna make the trip tonight but you can take Alexander’s, top shelf of the closet
Allison:[Opens the closet] Aww all he has is beer I wanted vodka or schmirnoff ice or something good
Mike: Sorry…but I have to do work and cant party tonight
Shawn: Isn’t Alexander the fucking worst and the creepiest
Allison: Ya kinda…he doesn’t try to be creepy
Shawn: He just sorta is naturally…he should really change it…and he should stop thinking he is the coolest…did you know mike[looks at mike] that he thinks he can kick your ass…like last week end he was talking shit about how if you ever did anything he didn’t like then he wouldn’t hesistate to hit you…that fuckin bitch…he is the weakest and everyone in the hall would kick his ass
Mike: Right…I know he wont do anything he is just trying to figure out his status in the hall…this is the first time that he has had to make new friends in a long time…I guess…that’s what he said the first couple days
Allison: Well I think I am gonna go I need to go pick up my laundry from the basement
Shane: So do I…I’ll walk with you
[Exit Shawn and Allison, enter Todd]
Todd: Are you sure you don’t want to go smoke?
Mike: Ya
Todd: How can you be friends with her? Shes cute but shes a motherfuckin NL
Mike: What?
Todd: An NL
Mike: What the fuck is that?
Todd: A fuckin nigger lover…fuckin nigger is taking our girls…I mean what type of girl likes fucking niggers
Mike: Oh…yah…whatever
Todd: You shouldn’t talk to her…I mean she’s a fuckin nl…who knows how much nigger is in her at this point[Exit Todd]
[Loud high pitch scream, mike shakes his head and continues to look at his computer, the music from the other room goes on again and mike twitches]
[Enter Graham]
Graham: Don’t even pretend you will ever grow used to the screams
Mike: Yah…just easier than admitting that they freak you out
Graham: Yah so whats going on?
Mike: Not a whole lot…got to listen to Josiah complain about his self created problems…Mike ask me a dozen times to go smoke and listenin to him act like a racist. By the way he is pissed at you for writing him up
Graham: Like I give a fuck…he was vomiting in the shower and had a fuckin bottle in his hand…what was a supposed to do? I can’t turn a blind eye to someone holding the bottle and besides I really don’t give a shit what he likes...he’s smoked him retarded
Mike: Yah I have noticed…when he started about how Allison is a nigger lover and shit
Graham: yah what the fuck is with that? Its not like he is from West Virginia or something…why the fuck is he such a racist
Mike: No idea…so what’s up with you and Allison? I saw that she spent the night again
Graham: I swear that nothing has happened…she is just obessed with me its kinda creppy
Mike: Ya…why hasn’t anything happened? She is cute and into you
Graham: She’s not my type of girl and she is a resident and I am an RA, I feel like I would be violating some not existent rule
Mike: Gotcha…valid reasons
Graham: Excpet something has happened…see the other night when we were lying there she kissed me and we started to kiss but I had to stop…you can’t tell anyone that!
Mike: who the fuck would I tell? Todd, Shawn, Alexander, Josiah? Haha yah right that would be stupid
[Screams No Fuck You in a drawn out high pitch shrill]
Graham: Haha yah that’s true
Mike: should have heard Todd talk about Allison and how she was a nigger lover and shit…god I can’t believe that people still believe that shit
Graham: Ya and he wonders why I haven’t done anything to help him…in all actuality I don’t like most of our hall…like you and a couple guys at the other end are good but Shawn is so loud and obnoxious, Todd is always drunk and stoned and is a narcissist, Josiah is too whiny and wont stand by his convictions
Mike: Yah that’s the problem…well shit I have a class…talk to you later
Graham: Later man[Exit]
[Songs End, mike gets up and starts to pack up his stuff. Enter Alexander with food]
Alexander: Hey
Mike: Hey, got a class see you later
Alexander: Ya I will probably be out all night studying
Mike: Ok see ya whenever
[Exit Mike and close curtains]
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